In the beginning, Math was without form, and void.

And the LORD said, "Let there be numbers." And God saw the numbers, and they were good: and God divided the Rationals from the Irrationals. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

And God said, "Let there be an additive identity, such that all numbers added to it remain unchanged, and let there be a multiplicative identity, such that all numbers multiplied by it remain unchanged." And God made the additive identity and multiplicative identity. And he separated the numbers below the additive identity from those above it, and negative and positive he made them: and it was so. And God called the additive identity Zero, and the multiplicative identity One. And the evening and the morning were the second day.

And God said, Let the rationals be separated, that those divided not by the multiplicative inverse be gathered into one place, and let the whole numbers appear: and it was so. And God called the whole numbers Integers; and the gathering of those divided not by the multiplicative inverse called he Fractions: and God saw that it was good.

And God said, Let the numbers bring forth an ordering, that each number shall divide all others; and each number shall be greater or lesser than all others; and between any two numbers there shall be another number; and each number shall have a multiplicative and additive inverse, except Zero. And the numbers brought forth an ordering, that each number divded all others; and each number was greater or lesser than all others; and between each number there was another number; and each number had a multiplicative and additive inverse, except Zero. God saw the ordering, and called it the real number line. And the evening and the morning were the third day.

And God said, Let the numbers be divided between the Reals and the Complex; and let there be a square root of negative one, to rule over the complex; and let all numbers dwell on the plane of the two; and let the axes meet only at Zero.

And God went to Zero and said, "Behold, you are Zero, My additive identity. None shall come to you to be added and remain unchanged, and any who come to you to be multiplied shall be destroyed; but none shall come to you to be divided, for you are Zero and I have appointed you to be the most special of all numbers: You alone of all numbers shall have no multiplicative inverse, shall be both complex and real, shall be both positive and negative."

And God made two great axes: the real to order the Reals, and the imaginary to order the Complex. And the axes were set at Zero, to give order to all Numbers: and God saw that it was good. And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.

And God said, Let the irrationals bring forth the great constants that define the circle, exponential growth, and beauty, and functions whose derivatives follow after their kind. And God created the great constants that defined the circle, exponential growth, and beauty, and functions whose derivatives followed after their kind: and God saw that it was good.

And God blessed them and said, "Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the real number line with irrationals." And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.

And God said, Let the integers bring forth the primes, the sequences, the evens and the odds after his kind: and it was so.

And God made the primes after their kind, the sequences after their kind, and the evens and every odd number after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

And God said, Let us make the Mathematician in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over all the fractions and the irrationals, the functions and the sequences, over all the primes, and every even and odd number in the set of Integers, and the numbers that dwell in the Complex plane.

So God created the Mathematician in His image, in the image of God he created them; applied and pure he made them.

And God blessed them, and God said unto them, "Be fruitful, and prove, and fill the world with theorems, and bind it to order: and have dominion over all the fractions and the irrationals, the functions and the sequences, over all the primes, and every even and odd number in the set of Integers, and the numbers that dwell in the Complex plane."

And God said "Behold, I have given you the reals and the complexes, and the complete ordered field; I have given you the complex plane, and the axioms of algebra. To you it shall be for proofs."

And God saw everything He had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.